In case you weren't in the know, pop legend/icon Selena Gomez donated her prepubescent time to Barney And Friends when she was just 7-years-old.
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And her performance was utterly fierce and instantly iconic:
1. Like when she left Baby Bop in the trail of her fabulous dust.
2. When she stepped in front of this basic chick to check out her look.
3. When she arrived to her palace after a long day of slaying.
4. When she showed all the other kids how many fucks she gives.
5. When Selegend wasn't taking any more of these childish antics.
6. When she was WAY over hugging that fucking purple dinosaur.
OVER. IT.
7. When she decided to take the opportunity to launch her pop career.
8. When she let Demi Lovato hangout with her but ONLY IF she fanned her.
9. When she was hit with a beach ball and played up the pain for ~drama~.
10. When Baby Bop really went and pissed Slaylena off.
11. ... Most likely leading to this moment where she just stood and enjoyed watching the #struggle.
12. When she strutted up to her spaceship with sass to leave these lessers on Earth behind.
13. When she was nonchalantly coming for your man in this flawless red ensemble.
14. When she threw subtle shade at this girl who needed some serious chill.
THE. SHADE.
15. When she wouldn't sit until Barney pulled out her chair for her like a DAMN GENTLEMAN.
16. When she banished an unworthy boy from her presence.
17. And when she spilled some truth tea ALL OVER that fuckin' playground.
