1. Because everyone wouldn’t shut up about making everything “animal style”:
2. Because the one yesterday scared THE SHIT OUT OF YOU:
3. Because a co-worker told you they lived there:
4. Because of the Instagram opportunities:
5. Because you could finally stalk everywhere she went:
6. Because you thought it was some indie band everyone loved:
7. Because the signs were impossible for you to decipher:
8. Because you gave up on parking all together:
9. Because you kept getting charged 10 cents:
10. Because you wanted to find out if such a mystical thing existed:
11. Because you couldn’t afford a full time gym membership:
12. And because you didn’t know better:
But you learned.
13. Because you didn’t understand why people would do such a thing:
14. Because you were told you should go there one weekend:
15. Because of the traffic EVERYWHERE:
16. Because they were machine operated where you’re from:
17. Because you started dating someone who said they were in the industry:
18. Because you were just in a “limbo period” of your life:
And still might be.
19. Because apparently LA cops have nothing better to do:
20. Because you didn’t realize what you were doing until it was already too late:
21. And because you just wanted to fit in:
- The White House defended rolling back Obama-era transgender protections, with Sean Spicer repeatedly insisting it's a "states' rights issue."
- Recreational marijuana needs "greater enforcement" of federal law, said Spicer, pitting the White House against eight states that legalized its use.
- Beyoncé has pulled out of performing at Coachella, citing doctors' advice about keeping a less rigorous schedule while pregnant 🐝😭
- Indiana police released chilling audio in the case of two teens found dead in the woods: a voice captured on one of their phones saying "down the hill."