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19 Things You Can Only Get Away With When You're Single

It IS all that it's cracked up to be.

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1. Taking up the entire bed because IT'S ALL YOURS to sprawl out on.

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2. Never leaving your room FOR ANYONE except the delivery man.

3. Making food ENTIRELY for yourself.

And none of this "can I have a bite?" bullshit.

4. Spoiling ONLY YOURSELF on February 14th.

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ALL FOR ME.

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5. Going WEEKS without deleting your web browser's history.

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6. Grooming your regions WHENEVER YOU WANT.

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I like my FOREST.

8. Picking the dinner destination EVERY TIME you go out.

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YAS RED ROBIN AGAIN FOR ME!

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9. Finding a new "bae" to Instagram everyday.

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10. Keeping your Netflix suggestions queue 100% clean from outsider's interests.

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I did NOT watch Titanic.

12. Making out with WHOEVER you want.

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13. Spending the night somewhere completely random.

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15. Having as many dating apps on your phone as you like.

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17. Dropping $$$ on yourself every pay check and not feeling guilty ONE BIT.

18. Leaving the bathroom door open ALL THE TIME.

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My house, my rules.

19. And guilt-tripping friends into hanging out with you because you're "single and lonely."

Totally not (but kind of).