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29 Things That Are Basically Porn To '00s Kids

♥ Ryan and Marissa ♥

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1. Ryan Cabrera's perfectly crunchy and frosted tips.

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2. Green bars on the bottom left of your LimeWire screen.

OPTIMAL SPEED.
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OPTIMAL SPEED.

3. Being in someone's top 8 on Myspace.

4. And this under your best friend's default picture.

5. The "rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!" cheat.

Mwahahaha! SO MANY SIMOLEONS.
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Mwahahaha! SO MANY SIMOLEONS.

6. Celebrities crying because they were Punk'd.

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YES! Cry me a river, JT!

7. Vote for Pedro shirts.

Sorry, Summer.
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Sorry, Summer.

8. Ashlee Simpson with her old nose.

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9. Your crush returning from being away on AIM.

AOL

10. Walking into a Spencer's with your friends.

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This could result in actually seeing porn.

11. The Laguna Beach intro.

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Let's go back... back to the beginning.

12. WALLS of trucker hats.

Von Dutch, specifically.
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Von Dutch, specifically.

13. Getting your snake THIS LONG.

14. Ryan and Marissa.

FOX

FOREVER.

15. COLORED iPod Minis.

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16. Texting on a Razr or a Sidekick.

17. The combination of Paris and Nicole.

And Tinkerbell.
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And Tinkerbell.

18. Britney dancing hotter and better than Beyoncé.

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19. Harry Potter release parties.

20. A zig-zag part.

21. Bring It On's opening cheer.

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I'M EVERYTHING YOU'RE NOT.

22. Being welcomed to SSX Tricky.

Sony

23. Totally crushing a box on Crash Bandicoot.

24. Taking a stroll in your Heelys.

25. Successfully burning a CD.

Windows

26. Dooney & Bourke purses.

27. Making your disposable flash ONE LAST TIME.

28. Seeing where "the magic happens" for celebrities.

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MTV

29. And Lizzie and Gordo FINALLY kissing.

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'BOUT TIME.

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