29 Things That Are Basically Porn To '00s Kids

    ♥ Ryan and Marissa ♥

    1. Ryan Cabrera's perfectly crunchy and frosted tips.

    2. Green bars on the bottom left of your LimeWire screen.

    3. Being in someone's top 8 on Myspace.

    4. And this under your best friend's default picture.

    5. The "rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!" cheat.

    6. Celebrities crying because they were Punk'd.

    7. Vote for Pedro shirts.

    8. Ashlee Simpson with her old nose.

    9. Your crush returning from being away on AIM.

    10. Walking into a Spencer's with your friends.

    11. The Laguna Beach intro.

    12. WALLS of trucker hats.

    13. Getting your snake THIS LONG.

    14. Ryan and Marissa.

    15. COLORED iPod Minis.

    16. Texting on a Razr or a Sidekick.

    17. The combination of Paris and Nicole.

    18. Britney dancing hotter and better than Beyoncé.

    19. Harry Potter release parties.

    20. A zig-zag part.

    21. Bring It On's opening cheer.

    22. Being welcomed to SSX Tricky.

    23. Totally crushing a box on Crash Bandicoot.

    24. Taking a stroll in your Heelys.

    25. Successfully burning a CD.

    26. Dooney & Bourke purses.

    27. Making your disposable flash ONE LAST TIME.

    28. Seeing where "the magic happens" for celebrities.

    29. And Lizzie and Gordo FINALLY kissing.