Buzz·Posted on Aug 26, 201421 Things Sassy People Wish Everyone Else UnderstoodYou betta know I have my sassy panties on today.by Christian ZamoraBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. First off, being sassy is not a choice. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF vh1 / Via onehallyu.com 2. The sass gods carefully choose who is born into this world with sassy panties and who is not. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 3. And those sassy panties? They can never come off. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Warner Bros. Entertainment / Via s1253.photobucket.com They're on tight (and cuter than any pair of underwear you own). 4. Being sassy is basically a full-time job. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Bravo / Via thepoelog.com Could you throw shade on the fly 24/7? Uh no, hunty. 5. They're impossible to read because every emotion is disguised as sass. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Logo / Via invaderaxz.deviantart.com So stop asking me if there's something wrong, 6. But don't get it wrong, the sass has a purpose. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF thepoelog.com Just calling it out like it is. 7. They don't have a filter. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF vh1 / Via asongoficeandlolz.tumblr.com Cuz filters are for Instagram. 8. It's literally impossible for someone to sass a sasser. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX / Via confessionsofahomo.tumblr.com So why you keep tryin'? 9. Sassy people aren't sassy because they're bitchy; they're bitchy because they're sassy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF thefangirl-rph.tumblr.com There's an obvious difference. 10. They've pledged to live by a literal take-none-of-your-basic-shit policy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Bravo / Via theveganwoman.com Or your royal basic highness will be sassed. 11. Their sarcasm should never be taken seriously. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 12. Enemies will be dragged and their pedicures will be reversed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Oxygen So don't stab us in the back or we'll give the knife right back to you. 13. Calling them sassy is actually a really nice compliment. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF TLC / Via honey-boo-boo.tumblr.com Like, thanks for letting me know I'm doing my job correctly. 14. Sassers have thick skin and even thicker confidence. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20th Century Fox / Via luxe-love.tumblr.com LAYERS OF IT. 15. They know how to work the camera so don't even try to give them direction. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com None of this "say cheese" bullshit. 16. They have empathy for those who aren't on their level. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Paramount Pictures / Via lungesandlouboutins.com Because they're going to be an easy next target. 17. Every body part attached to them can throw sass. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Logo / Via fatpeoplerolling.tumblr.com Like, cut my head off and my fingers will do the talking. 18. They can make the best of friends because they only speak the truth. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF nbc / Via blog.stunnerofthemonth.com Oh, and your boyfriend is totally gay. 19. Technology only enhances their sassiness. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 20. They will NEVER stop doing their good work because they're never sassified. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF thediaryofapoorgirl.blogspot.com 21. And sassy people will never understand "the normals" of the world. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Judging you.