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21 Things Sassy People Wish Everyone Else Understood

You betta know I have my sassy panties on today.

1. First off, being sassy is not a choice.

2. The sass gods carefully choose who is born into this world with sassy panties and who is not.

3. And those sassy panties? They can never come off.

4. Being sassy is basically a full-time job.

5. They're impossible to read because every emotion is disguised as sass.

6. But don't get it wrong, the sass has a purpose.

7. They don't have a filter.

8. It's literally impossible for someone to sass a sasser.

9. Sassy people aren't sassy because they're bitchy; they're bitchy because they're sassy.

10. They've pledged to live by a literal take-none-of-your-basic-shit policy.

11. Their sarcasm should never be taken seriously.

12. Enemies will be dragged and their pedicures will be reversed.

13. Calling them sassy is actually a really nice compliment.

14. Sassers have thick skin and even thicker confidence.

15. They know how to work the camera so don't even try to give them direction.

16. They have empathy for those who aren't on their level.

17. Every body part attached to them can throw sass.

18. They can make the best of friends because they only speak the truth.

19. Technology only enhances their sassiness.

20. They will NEVER stop doing their good work because they're never sassified.

21. And sassy people will never understand "the normals" of the world.