2. The sass gods carefully choose who is born into this world with sassy panties and who is not.
12. Enemies will be dragged and their pedicures will be reversed.
So don’t stab us in the back or we’ll give the knife right back to you.
15. They know how to work the camera so don’t even try to give them direction.
None of this “say cheese” bullshit.
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