2. The sass gods carefully choose who is born into this world with sassy panties and who is not.
12. Enemies will be dragged and their pedicures will be reversed.
So don’t stab us in the back or we’ll give the knife right back to you.
15. They know how to work the camera so don’t even try to give them direction.
None of this “say cheese” bullshit.
- Beloved actor Gene Wilder, who starred in classics like "Willy Wonka" and "Blazing Saddles," has died at 83.
- Huma Abedin, a top aide to Hillary Clinton, is separating from Anthony Weiner after his latest sexting revelation.
- Apple will unveil the newest iPhones on September 7. Expect a new dual-camera system and NO headphone jack 📱