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First of all, every day is just exhausting because you KNOW you have to deal with people.
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Your personal hell consists of people who are constantly trying to make conversations with you.
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You preserve your energy for the copious amount of eye rolls you'll be forced to make throughout the day.
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And all the times that you'll have to raise your middle finger.
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Plants have DIED from all the shade you throw.
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You practically invented subtweeting.
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You feel personally victimized when someone tries to talk to you when your headphones are CLEARLY in your ear.
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You have very different aspirations for life than anyone else.
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You value your car horn above all else.
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You're only friends with people who hate people too.
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Other people sneezing around you is a trigger.
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Your hatred allows you to splurge in other areas.
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Your taste in music also revolves around your hatred for other people.
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Your greatest fear is elevators.
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Sales people are the usual subjects of your nightmares.
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Faking a smile is easier than people constantly asking if you're OK.
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Your resting bitch face isn't actually resting.
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You don't need anger management, you need people to stop pissing you off.
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You learned your nursery rhymes differently.
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You know when it comes to a Saturday night, you could be social or you could read.
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You have a whole book of people you want to punch in the face.
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If you've ever tried to work a retail job, you were definitely fired.
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But at the end of the day, you do enjoy one person.
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