Buzz·Posted on Aug 28, 201423 Things Only People Who Hate People Will UnderstandIf life gave you lemons, you'd squeeze them in people's eyes.by by Christian ZamoraBuzzFeed Staff, by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. First of all, every day is just exhausting because you KNOW you have to deal with people. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Bravo / Via realitytvgifs.tumblr.com Where's my coffee? 2. Your personal hell consists of people who are constantly trying to make conversations with you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX / Via wewerekoolkids.tumblr.com Just please stop talking. 3. You preserve your energy for the copious amount of eye rolls you'll be forced to make throughout the day. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Bravo / Via realitytvgifs.tumblr.com It's really not even your fault. 4. And all the times that you'll have to raise your middle finger. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Universal Pictures / Via wedoitbetta.tumblr.com Ugh, idiots. 5. Plants have DIED from all the shade you throw. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The CW / Via tie-raq.tumblr.com :: shrugs :: 6. You practically invented subtweeting. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Bravo / Via realitytvgifs.tumblr.com Because other people's shit needs to be called out. 7. You feel personally victimized when someone tries to talk to you when your headphones are CLEARLY in your ear. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF helenkiller.tumblr.com DO YOU NOT SEE THESE HEADPHONES? 8. You have very different aspirations for life than anyone else. View this photo on Instagram You dream big. 9. You value your car horn above all else. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF MTV / Via mtv.in.com Move bitch, get outta my way. 10. You're only friends with people who hate people too. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Oxygen / Via collegecandy.com And even then, it's a struggle. 11. Other people sneezing around you is a trigger. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ABC Family / Via pllgifs.tumblr.com Can you fucking not? 12. Your hatred allows you to splurge in other areas. View this photo on Instagram Because hating people is free. 13. Your taste in music also revolves around your hatred for other people. youtube.com This shit's my ringtone. 14. Your greatest fear is elevators. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Bueno Vista Pictures / Via gifbuffet.tumblr.com But only because you're afraid you'll get stuck with a bunch of strangers. 15. Sales people are the usual subjects of your nightmares. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF gifmovie.tumblr.com "Can I help you find something?"Yeah, peace and quiet. 16. Faking a smile is easier than people constantly asking if you're OK. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via rebloggy.com I'd be OK if you would stop talking to me. 17. Your resting bitch face isn't actually resting. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ABC / Via globalgrind.com It's very active. 18. You don't need anger management, you need people to stop pissing you off. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via wedoitbetta.tumblr.com See you never. 19. You learned your nursery rhymes differently. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Aren't these the right lyrics? 20. You know when it comes to a Saturday night, you could be social or you could read. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF slightlyignorant.tumblr.com You always choose to read. 21. You have a whole book of people you want to punch in the face. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com And soon you'll need to write a sequel. 22. If you've ever tried to work a retail job, you were definitely fired. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ABC / Via canyousea.tumblr.com Or quit, because, people. 23. But at the end of the day, you do enjoy one person. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via meangirlgifs.tumblr.com And that's yourself. Need more LOL in your life? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Today newsletter and you’ll get our hottest stories in your inbox every morning!