23 Things Only People Who Hate People Will Understand
If life gave you lemons, you'd squeeze them in people's eyes.
First of all, every day is just exhausting because you KNOW you have to deal with people.
Your personal hell consists of people who are constantly trying to make conversations with you.
You preserve your energy for the copious amount of eye rolls you'll be forced to make throughout the day.
And all the times that you'll have to raise your middle finger.
Plants have DIED from all the shade you throw.
You practically invented subtweeting.
You feel personally victimized when someone tries to talk to you when your headphones are CLEARLY in your ear.
You have very different aspirations for life than anyone else.
You value your car horn above all else.
You're only friends with people who hate people too.
Other people sneezing around you is a trigger.
Your hatred allows you to splurge in other areas.
Your taste in music also revolves around your hatred for other people.
Your greatest fear is elevators.
Sales people are the usual subjects of your nightmares.
Faking a smile is easier than people constantly asking if you're OK.
Your resting bitch face isn't actually resting.
You don't need anger management, you need people to stop pissing you off.
You learned your nursery rhymes differently.
You know when it comes to a Saturday night, you could be social or you could read.
You have a whole book of people you want to punch in the face.
If you've ever tried to work a retail job, you were definitely fired.
But at the end of the day, you do enjoy one person.
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