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22 Things Couples Need To Stop Instagramming

We get it, you're in a relationshit.

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1. Second-rate reenactments of The Notebook kiss.

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Quit acting like he wrote you every damn day, girl.

2. Screenshots of their lock screens.

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Did he fall asleep on you?

3. Brunches with their ~bae~ EVERY DAMN SUNDAY.

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COOL POTATOES STEVE.

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4. Their matching outfits.

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YOU'RE NOT CHILDREN AND TINA KNOWLES DOESN'T DRESS YOU. No excuses.

5. Acts of VANDALISM.

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That rock is government property, sir.

6. Screen captures of their boo's Facebook posts.

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WE ALREADY SAW IT ONCE. STOP.

7. Fake laughing.

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LOLOLOLOL

8. Mid-spooning shots.

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That's not what you should do with the bottom arm.

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9. Photos of more photos of themselves.

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Like we get it. You take a lot of pictures.

10. TBTs of a week ago.

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THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

11. About-to-kiss-the-knuckles-while-driving pictures.

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This isn't safe.

12. And walking-down-the-street-while-conjoined pictures.

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I'm sorry, are you doing a three-legged race right now?

13. Texts with excessive abuse of emojis.

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Yes. You ARE that annoying couple everyone hates.

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14. And texts that are longer than most novels.

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Girl, is this your college thesis?

15. The whole "I said yes" engagement shit thingy.

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WELL NO SHIT YOU DID OR ELSE YOU WOULDN'T BE WEARING THAT RING.

16. Instagramming their boo...

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17. ... WHILE THEIR BOO INSTAGRAMS THEM.

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Like we get it, you're sitting next to each other.

18. Monthiversary notifications.

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CALL ME WHEN YOU LAST 50 YEARS, FINGER.

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19. Initials in the sand with a heart around it.

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This is gonna last for like a sec.

20. Name tattoos.

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Maybe you should have just written your initials in the sand?

21. Collages that mean NOTHING to everyone else.

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Is this a story about two people who really love pastries?

22. AND THIS.

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BECAUSE WE GET IT. YOU'RE IN LOVE.

And we're just extremely jealous.

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Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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