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People Are Trying To Make Britney Spears A Playable Character In "Super Smash Bros." Because Why Not?

*Blinds Mario with Fantasy perfume*

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Gay men (aka the majority of Nintendo players) are on a mission to make the Holy Spearit a playable fighter in latest Super Smash Bros. incarnation on the Nintendo Wii U.

Vote for Britney to be part of Super Smash Bros here! https://t.co/LwhO0lJLBs

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If you open up your Bible to book Britney Era 37:6-9, you will note a few sentences about Britney's very own video game, Britney's Dance Beat, for the Sony Playstation 2 AND Game Boy Advance — A NINTENDO VIDEO GAME CONSOLE.

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AKA BRITNEY IS TOTALLY ELIGIBLE TO BE A SMASH CHARACTER!! ! !! !!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Video proof for Xtina naysayers*

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