Gay men (aka the majority of Nintendo players) are on a mission to make the Holy Spearit a playable fighter in latest Super Smash Bros. incarnation on the Nintendo Wii U.
YES THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL LIFE.
On the Super Smash Bros. website, there's a ballot option which allows anyone to vote for any video game character they'd like to see in the game and Nintendo will "consider turning them into a Smash fighter."
Now, you're probably thinking to yourself, "Sure, Britney's the Queen of Pop and the first human to film a music video on Mars, but she's NOT a video game character!"
If you open up your Bible to book Britney Era 37:6-9, you will note a few sentences about Britney's very own video game, Britney's Dance Beat, for the Sony Playstation 2 AND Game Boy Advance — A NINTENDO VIDEO GAME CONSOLE.
*Video proof for Xtina naysayers*
But wait a minute...
...Britney as a Smash character is actually a really fucking great idea! Like, couldn't you imagine Brit choking Mario with her yellow snake?
Or her crackin' that whip makin' Luigi trip just like a circus?
Or even playing a match on Britney's iconic Vegas stage with the iconic "Toxic" tree?!?
*Literally dies at the thought of the slayage*
Wanna see Britney ~work~ some bitches? Voting ends October 3rd, SO...