So Zac Efron has a mustache again and you're probably all like "UGH."
Well, you're not alone. Basically everyone who is honest with themselves is all like "UGH."
Even the bros are anti-stache.
During these trialling times, it's easy to reflect on a simpler era (about a week ago) when Zac didn't look like a '70s porn star.
BUT THIS CLEAN SHAVEN ZAC IS NOT OUR REALITY AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME!
THIS IS. ZAC + MUSTACHE = NOW.
What's the alternative — NO ZAC AT ALL? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF AMERICA'S MOST MAJESTIC CREATION WAS GONE? HMMMMMM?????
SO TO ANYONE WHO STANDS ANTI-ZACSTACHE OR PREACHES OF SUCH FACIAL HAIR HATE...
...SNAP THE FUCK OUTTA THE PAST AND LIVE IN THE MOMENT.
THIS MOMENT COULD TURN OUT TO BE REALLY BEAUTIFUL IF WE JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!
I STAND WITH ZACHSTACHE.I DECLARE MYSELF ZACOPHOBIC.
We Need To Stand Together And Defend Zac Efron's Mustache
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So now you have two options — either stand with Zacstache OR DECLARE YOURSELF ZACOPHOBIC.
vote votesI STAND WITH ZACHSTACHE.
vote votesI DECLARE MYSELF ZACOPHOBIC.