Let's Pretend Scott Eastwood Running In A Triathlon Is Actually Him Coming To Rescue You
He's your one true bae.
It's been a week since the Wicked Thot of the West has literally thirst-trapped you on a deserted island. You're out of data with no Wi-Fi to access Tinder, Grindr, and/or porn on your Tumblr. You're dehydrated — you won't last much longer...
Your only way of regaining your strength is by a dad's first Netflix and chill sesh — thus quenching your thirst just enough to get you off...the island.
Just as you were about to make love to a coconut out of desperation, you spotted a total dad bulge rising out of the ocean...
...But which dad did it belong to?
COULD IT BE.......?
*rips off swim cap*
*whips hair in the wind*
IT'S SCOTT EASTWOOD — YOUR ONE TRUE DAD!
Scott has come equipped with his controller to Netflix and chill witchu, but he doesn't have much time! You're near complete dehydration!
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Only you can finish the story: WILL HE MAKE IT IN TIME AND COME...NETFLIX AND CHILL WITCHU?
vote votesYes! We Netflix and chilled so hard.
vote votesNo! I don't need any man to save me, etc.
vote votesI made love to the coconut.