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Let's Pretend Scott Eastwood Running In A Triathlon Is Actually Him Coming To Rescue You

He's your one true bae.

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It's been a week since the Wicked Thot of the West has literally thirst-trapped you on a deserted island. You're out of data with no Wi-Fi to access Tinder, Grindr, and/or porn on your Tumblr. You're dehydrated — you won't last much longer...

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Your only way of regaining your strength is by a dad's first Netflix and chill sesh — thus quenching your thirst just enough to get you off...the island.

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Just as you were about to make love to a coconut out of desperation, you spotted a total dad bulge rising out of the ocean...

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...But which dad did it belong to?

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COULD IT BE.......?

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*rips off swim cap*

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*whips hair in the wind*

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IT'S SCOTT EASTWOOD — YOUR ONE TRUE DAD!

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Scott has come equipped with his controller to Netflix and chill witchu, but he doesn't have much time! You're near complete dehydration!

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  1. Only you can finish the story: WILL HE MAKE IT IN TIME AND COME...NETFLIX AND CHILL WITCHU?

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    Yes! We Netflix and chilled so hard.
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    No! I don't need any man to save me, etc.
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    I made love to the coconut.
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Only you can finish the story: WILL HE MAKE IT IN TIME AND COME...NETFLIX AND CHILL WITCHU?
  1.  
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    Yes! We Netflix and chilled so hard.
  2.  
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    No! I don't need any man to save me, etc.
  3.  
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    I made love to the coconut.

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