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Let's Pretend Scott Eastwood Running In A Triathlon Is Actually Him Coming To Rescue You

He's your one true bae.

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It's been a week since the Wicked Thot of the West has literally thirst-trapped you on a deserted island. You're out of data with no Wi-Fi to access Tinder, Grindr, and/or porn on your Tumblr. You're dehydrated — you won't last much longer...

Your only way of regaining your strength is by a dad's first Netflix and chill sesh — thus quenching your thirst just enough to get you off...the island.

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  1. Only you can finish the story: WILL HE MAKE IT IN TIME AND COME...NETFLIX AND CHILL WITCHU?

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    Yes! We Netflix and chilled so hard.
    No! I don't need any man to save me, etc.
    I made love to the coconut.

Let's Pretend Scott Eastwood Running In A Triathlon Is Actually Him Coming To Rescue You

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Only you can finish the story: WILL HE MAKE IT IN TIME AND COME...NETFLIX AND CHILL WITCHU?
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    Yes! We Netflix and chilled so hard.
  2.  
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    No! I don't need any man to save me, etc.
  3.  
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    I made love to the coconut.

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