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21 Problems Every Coloradan Faces During The Winter

So not rad.

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1. Dealing with the rational fear of death by icicle.

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IT WILL AND COULD HAPPEN.

2. Taking the day off to go skiing at A-Basin only to sit in hours worth of ski traffic.

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I mean, I only spent $299 ON THIS SKI PASS.

3. Trying to park with completely nonexistent lines.

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ESPECIALLY at King Soopers.

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4. Planning for 50-degree weather only for a cold front to come through the next day.

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I TRUSTED YOU, KATHY SABINE.

6. Leaving your house without your Burt's Bees.

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Whatever you do, DON'T LICK YOUR LIPS.

7. Completely losing your bike to the snow.

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SEE YOU IN MAY, BIKE!

8. Trying to navigate through parking lots scattered with snowplow mountains.

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There goes half of the parking spots.

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9. Dealing with all of your social media accounts turning into just shots of your friends' patios covered with snow.

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WOW REALLY COOL CAROL.

10. Needing a FULL ON sweater to run a Denver 5K.

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There better be hot chocolate at the finish line.

12. Losing an hour of sleep because you need time to dig your car out of the snow in the morning.

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But that probably won't be enough time either.

13. Having to wear an INFINITE amount of layers just to go to a Broncos game.

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WORTH IT.

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14. Praying for a snow day THAT WON'T HAPPEN because all of the snow WILL be melted by the end of the day.

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Looking at you, Fort Collins.

15. The snow totally cockblocking your thirst to play outdoor sports.

Just give me some "love," winter.

16. Spending THAT MUCH LONGER on the tarmac at DIA waiting for your plane to get deiced.

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GET ME OUT OF HERE.

17. Looking like a marshmallow whenever you have to leave your house.

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There's an actual human under there.

18. Getting woken up EVERY MORNING after it snows by neighbors shoveling.

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Nothing like the sound of metal scraping against the concrete, AMIRITE?

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19. Leaving ANYTHING near a window.

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Your oily face is NOT HAPPY.

20. The rude awakening when you come back from vacation.

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At least you have the pedicure going for you.

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