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17 Pickup Lines That Would Work On Any Twentysomething

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1. "I'd like to share a cold pizza with you tomorrow morning."

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2. "Let's watch Girls on my HBO Go account."

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3. "I know how to put Ikea furniture together."

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4. "This happy hour round is on me."

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I have a salary.

5. "If you were on Tinder, I'd swipe right."

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6. "Wanna have a night in with two-buck Chuck?"

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7. "If you stay the night, you can use my Keurig in the morning."

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8. "My mattress has a bed frame."

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9. "I paid off my student loans."

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10. "We don't have to share a fare, I'll pay for the Uber."

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11. "This coffee table isn't from Ikea."

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12. "I want to subscribe to your tweets."

IF WE TALKING, IM SUBSCRIBING TO YOUR TWEETS

?@axxjv

IF WE TALKING, IM SUBSCRIBING TO YOUR TWEETS

9:15 PM - 15 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. "You have the kind of face that wouldn't need a filter."

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14. "You'd be my #MCM every week."

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15. "I wouldn't ever leave you a voicemail."

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16. "I'd turn on my read receipts for you."

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17. "I wish you were a Snap so I could screenshot you."

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