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21 People Whose Pumpkin Carving Privileges Need To Be Revoked

Your pumpkin is Halloweak.

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1. Whoever created this horrifying take on the information desk girl emoji.

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I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP, DEMON.

2. This person who just offended their own dog.

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He hasn't smiled since.

3. This person whose pumpkin belongs under the sea.

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Down where it's wetter. Take it from me.

4. This person who should've been stopped, but just couldn't stop.

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Can I get a hell no?

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5. This person who decapitated Iron Man.

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Dark times for Tony Stark.

6. This person who couldn't Hello Kitty.

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Childhood. Ruined.

7. This person who totally nailed their Pinterest project.

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To the dog house, sir.

8. The horny teenager behind this.

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My child dressed as an anaconda don't.

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9. Whoever thought Harry Styles on a pumpkin would make him beautiful.

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That's not what makes him beautiful.

10. This person who has a distorted perception of Sponge Bob.

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Who lives in a pumpkin that should be thrown into the sea?

11. Whoever attempted to duplicate this mummy pumpkin on the right.

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Some things shouldn't be mummified.

12. This person who tried their best to salvage their already fucked up masterpiece.

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Maybe you shouldn't have though.

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13. This person lacking basic stenciling skills.

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DON'T YOU DARE PUT A CANDLE IN THAT.

14. The person who was aiming for a spacecraft but got a giant dick.

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Captain, we have a problem.

15. Whoever's responsible for this sad pumpkin's existence.

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Poor thing can't even keep its food down.

16. Whoever thought makeup could cover up their pumpkin's flaws.

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Glamourous.

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17. The person behind this supposed-to-be-a-cat-o-lantern.

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Hopefully this is the last of its nine lives.

18. This couple who thought this would be cute.

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Stick to Christmas ordainments.

19. The person behind this phallic snail.

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That snail is in for a salty surprise.

20. This person who couldn't even do the most basic.

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THE MOST BASIC.

21. And this Bieber fan.

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NO. STOP THE MADNESS.