1. This woman who shouldn't be allowed in public restrooms:
Am I the only one who gets naked to poop?
2. This girl who spends way too much time with her dog:
Am I the only one who has an irrational fear of my dog suddenly becoming a human and remembering all the times she's watched me pee?
3. This person who just hasn't met the right kind of butts yet:
Am I the only one who thinks that guys bare butts are annoying
4. This person who hasn't ever known happiness:
Am I the only one that doesn't know what chipotle is
5. This guy who shouldn't be allowed at funerals:
Am I the only one who thinks a coffin looks like a great place to take a nap?
6. This girl who THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS:
Am I the only one that uses my phone in the shower but doesn't have a life proof case?
7. This person who doesn't get the point:
Am I the only one who microwaves ice cream
8. This woman who doesn't know how to boil water:
Am I the only one who doesn't know how to cook rice?
9. This man who has stared far too long at Hillary Clinton:
Am I the only one who thinks Hillary Clinton resembles an old Miley Cyrus? #weirdrealizations
10. This guy who is using Siri wrong:
Say am I the only one that got drunk and tried to have phone sex with Siri?
11. This guy who wants a camel dick:
Am I the only one who saw that camel penis and thought "I wish mine was that long"?
12. This girl who needs to buy a different brand of soy sauce:
Am I the only one who thinks soy sauce smells like cat treats? #adoboproblems
13. This girl who should just shop at Claire's:
am I the only one who finds taxidermy necklaces cute af??
14. This guy who really shouldn't enjoy this:
So am I the only one who actually likes the smell of my own dogs' farts?
15. This person who is at least trying:
am I the only one who tries to retweet things with their nipple?
16. This girl who sneaks ketchup into movie theaters:
am I the only one that eat popcorn with ketchup?
17. This person who is JUST WRONG:
Am i the only one who doesnt think pizza is the best thing in the world?
18. This man who should learn to Google:
Am I the only one that doesn't know how long women are pregnant for?
19. This girl who keeps it fancy down there:
Just out of curiosity am i the only one who braids my pubic hair?
20. This person who lives a confused life:
Am I the only one who eats cereal in a cup with a fork
21. And this man:
Am I the only one?