1. This woman who shouldn’t be allowed in public restrooms:
2. This girl who spends way too much time with her dog:
3. This person who just hasn’t met the right kind of butts yet:
4. This person who hasn’t ever known happiness:
5. This guy who shouldn’t be allowed at funerals:
6. This girl who THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS:
7. This person who doesn’t get the point:
8. This woman who doesn’t know how to boil water:
9. This man who has stared far too long at Hillary Clinton:
10. This guy who is using Siri wrong:
11. This guy who wants a camel dick:
12. This girl who needs to buy a different brand of soy sauce:
13. This girl who should just shop at Claire’s:
14. This guy who really shouldn’t enjoy this:
15. This person who is at least trying:
16. This girl who sneaks ketchup into movie theaters:
17. This person who is JUST WRONG:
18. This man who should learn to Google:
19. This girl who keeps it fancy down there:
20. This person who lives a confused life:
- Jury deadlocked in trial of Michael Slager, former South Carolina police officer charged with murder in fatal shooting of Walter Scott.
- The US Commission on Civil Rights will visit the campsite where people have protested the Dakota Access Pipeline for months.
- Donald Trump and his supporters have filed lawsuits to stop Jill Stein's vote recount in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.
- Mall of America, the largest mall in the country, is hosting its first ever black Santa 🎅🏿