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    25 Things You Sadly Missed If You Never Saw Britney Spears' Las Vegas Residency

    Good luck sleeping.

    After four years of reinventing Vegas and maxing out gays' credit cards, Britney Spears' Las Vegas residency — Piece of Me — has come to close.

    If you somehow managed not to make it to ONEDAMNSHOW over the past four years (and that's something you're going to have to live with for the rest of your life), here are some iconic things you missed out on:

    1. Men Can Suck My Fucking Toeney

    2. Rim Jobney

    3. Complimentney

    4. Christian Greyney

    5. Colorguardney

    6. Broomney

    7. Looking For A Hot Nerd With A Big Penisney

    8. Discipliney

    9. Assisted Back Handspringney

    10. Studiousney

    11. Strabismusney

    12. Wardrobe Malfunctioney

    13. Hilary Duff in A Cinderella Storyney

    14. Rockney

    15. How You Get Pregnantney

    16. Fuck Hatersney

    17. Levitateney

    18. Remembering Something Embarrassing You Did In The 2nd Gradeney

    19. Train Orgyney

    20. Single For A Yearney

    21. Bisexualney

    22. Original Choreographyney

    23. Drag The Medianey

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    24. 2001ney

    25. And 20 Years of Relevancyney

    Now go on that world tour, queen!!!