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Let's Settle This Once And For All: AC Slater Or Zack Morris?

It's alright, 'cause we'll figure it out together.

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It was 1989...

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AND NO, DAMMIT, THIS ISN'T A POST ABOUT TAYLOR SWFT.

It was a much simpler time — no selfie sticks, no sliding into DMs, and men didn't shave their pubes.

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Families were whole and friends were thanking each other for being a friend.

That is, until one gay man posed a question that changed the entire fate of the world:

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Societies began to collapse as the world became a violently polarized place.

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On one hand, you have Zack Morris — the bleached blonde hottie whose prankster antics left you dripping for him to visit your attic.

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And on the other hand, you have AC Slater — the thick and muscular latino babe both with an ass and dimples you'd lick dry.

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It's a conversation that has been banned at dinner tables and gay gatherings across the world for more than two decades...

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But now, on the website BuzzFeed.com, we're going to settle it ONCE AND FOR FUCKING ALL.

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  1. Zack Morris or Ac Slater?

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    Zack
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    Zack
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    Slater
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    Slater
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    Max
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    Max
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