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Me normally: Joe Me while drinking a La Croix: Jeaux
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me: fuck this office i refuse to be a cog in the machine office: we have free la croix me: i am the wolf of wall street
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la croix tastes like when your actual drink is still buffering
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I'm gonna start freezing my la croix so I can eat it for my dinner and then wash it down with la croix
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My idea of crazy Friday night is taking a La Croix into the shower.
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Watered my plants with la croix and now they won't stop taking boomerangs of each other
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Oh good it's La Croix pronunciation argument o'clock
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I pronounce La Croix "La Kwa" cause it's a French word and that's how to say it. Why do "Pamplemousse" in French if you're not doing French?
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i love to argue about la croix flavors, I hate to argue about la croix pronunciation
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"Hey, need a beer?" Me in 2016: "Absolutey!" Me in 2017: "No thanks, have any La Croix?"
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I now judge parties based on whether there's enough La Croix that I can grab a third one without feeling weird
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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ▔▏┗┛▕▔ ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ drink La Croix ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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lemme see that la croiussy
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Crack open a cold one* with the boys *la croix
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La Croix is proof that if you just hang out long enough society will slowly accept you.
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th cool thing about my La Croix addiction is that when i spill it my furniture only gets cleaner
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I would watch nascar if there was a La Croix car.
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[takes out the recycling in his mid 20s] "I'm an alcoholic." [takes out the recycling in his mid 30s] "I should buy stock in La Croix"
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Hot take: La Croix is the kale of the beverage world.
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there are 2 kinds of ppl in my life: 1. the ones i'll clean my room for 2. the ones where i'm like lol don't trip over the la croix cans!!!
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My new barber called me beautiful so I tipped him with a grapefruit La Croix
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True love is discovering that your wife was saving the last lime-flavored La Croix for you, while you were saving it for her.