Khloé Kardashian stopped by Ellen on Thursday and revealed a literally LIT story about how she stole Kris's car when she was a teenager. Honestly, grab your popkorn because this K-tale includes stealing, cheating, and A-R-S-E-N-I-C:
Khloé spilled the tea on her theft days after Ellen asked her what was the most rebellious thing that she did when she was a teen. Without hesitation, she answered, "Stole my mom's car..."
"...And then it got caught on fire."
UH, EXCUSE ME, KHLOÉ? IT CAUGHT ON FIRE?
Now, before you jump to konklusions and assume Khloé drove the stolen car into a gas pump or some shit, IT'S EVEN KRAZIER THAN THAT.
Per Khloé, after she stole the car, she went somewhere and valeted it (because hello, she's a Kardashian)...
...and while it was in valet, a girl caught her husband cheating on her.
So, being completely rational, THE GIRL LIT HER CHEATING HUSBAND'S CAR ON FIRE...
...WHICH CAUSED KRIS'S CAR TO ALSO GO UP IN FLAMES!
For Khloé's sake, let's hope that baby of hers comes out with a little less rebellion than she had as a teen.