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    It's About Damn Time We Talked About Normani Kordei

    I am a sinner.

    I would like to apologize.

    Up until today, I've done you all a great disservice.

    I've wasted the platform I've been given discussing topics like anal sex, for example, instead of spreading the talent and GIFery of Normani Kordei.

    If you don't know who I'm talking about, NO, YOU ACTUALLY DO, HONEY.

    You see, Normani is 1/4 (RIP 1/5) of Fifth Harmony — the girl band who made an anthem of callin' in sick to ride some dick from home:

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    I:

    TOLD:

    YOU:

    YA:

    KNEW:

    HER:

    Now, I love all ~four~ of the girls in 5H equally...

    ...But Normani has always been that FORCE in the group:

    Let me just catch you up real quick in two mins:

    had to combine normani's crazy vocals with her killer dance moves you're welcome

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    And yes HONEY — that video featured Normani's vocals covering Drake's "Fake Love" and "Sneakin.'"

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    More recently, this former X-Factor finalist released ANOTHER flawless cover-mashup of Solange's "Don't Touch My Hair" and "Cranes in the Sky":

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    Queen of covers.

    BUT LET'S GET BACK TO THE DANCING.

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    Normani's currently on this season of Dancing with the Stars...

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    ...DESPITE BEING IN THE MIDDLE OF A TOUR IN ASIA...

    Normani Kordei Talks Getting Support From Fifth Harmony via @enews

    ...And bae is NOT fucking around. LOOK AT THIS TALENTED, BRILLIANT, INCREDIBLE, AMAZING, SHOW-STOPPING, SPECTACULAR, NEVER THE SAME, TOTALLY UNIQUE, FIRST PLACE ROUTINE:

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    THAT'S A STAR, PEOPLE.

    Jet lag? 🤔 What jet lag?! @NormaniKordei @iamValC #DWTS

    So, I am SINCERELY sorry...

    ...Because I should've spoke of this talent sooner:

    Now THIS, THIS is a performer. Normani queen of dancing.

    Pls forgive me.

    "Why do you stan Normani Kordei?"