If you've been following my incredible journalism tonight, then you already know Jason Momoa showed up to the 2019 Oscars looking like a snack, meal, Thanksgiving, AYCEB (all-you-can-eat buffet), etc. in a pink suit:

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But there's ONE accessory on Jason that we need to talk about: his MATCHING pink and velvet SCRUNCHY.
She stunned...

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She glowed in pink and velvet...

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...And even impressed the royal likes of Dame Helen Lydia Mirren.

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WHO IS SHE? We don't deserve to know.

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This post will be updated when the scrunchy meets Jason's hair.

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