It pains me to inform everyone of a travesty that transpired in the early hours of Monday, March 9, 2015.
For over five years, us humans have been SPOILED with Jason Derulo singing his own name during the intro of every song he has ever released.
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Today, Jaaaaaaaason Deruuuuuuulo uploaded the official audio to his new single "Want To Want Me" to his Vevo account, and as a result, marked the end of an iconic era.
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DID YOU HEAR IT???? THE SOUND OF YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE BEING QUESTIONED?!!?!??!!
ICYMI, at about .63 seconds, the man once known as JAASSSOOOONNN DERUUUUUUULO, whispers *Derulo.* AND THAT'S IT.
WELCOME TO YEAR 0 A.D. EVERYONE.
After Deruuuuuuuuuuuuuuulo.
Circle up, hold hands, and use each other's touch as strength as we reminisce for 57 minutes of Jaaaaaaaason Deruuuuuuuuuulo.
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RIP.