It pains me to inform everyone of a travesty that transpired in the early hours of Monday, March 9, 2015.
For over five years, us humans have been SPOILED with Jason Derulo singing his own name during the intro of every song he has ever released.
Today, Jaaaaaaaason Deruuuuuuulo uploaded the official audio to his new single "Want To Want Me" to his Vevo account, and as a result, marked the end of an iconic era.
DID YOU HEAR IT???? THE SOUND OF YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE BEING QUESTIONED?!!?!??!!
ICYMI, at about .63 seconds, the man once known as JAASSSOOOONNN DERUUUUUUULO, whispers *Derulo.* AND THAT'S IT.
WELCOME TO YEAR 0 A.D. EVERYONE.
Circle up, hold hands, and use each other's touch as strength as we reminisce for 57 minutes of Jaaaaaaaason Deruuuuuuuuuulo.
I LOVE IT! His name has never sounded better whispered!My spirt is broken and will to live is no more.
Jason Derulo Has A New Intro And Life Doesn’t Make Sense Anymore
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How do you feel about Derulo's new intro?
vote votesI LOVE IT! His name has never sounded better whispered!
vote votesMy spirt is broken and will to live is no more.