ALRIGHT. SHUT UP AND LISTEN, PERSON.
Literally for no reason whatsoever, today you're Joe Jonas and it's your job to be him RIGHT NOW during a warm afternoon in LA. PLAY IT COOL and do whatever Joe Jonas would do on a warm afternoon in LA.
Keep the jacket on because I'm Joe and Joe keeps his jackets on.Take it off and forget about its entire existence because I am Joe and I don't want to sweat.Take it off and tie it around your waist because I am Joe and that's such a ~Joe~ thing to do.
JOE WOULD TAKE THE JACKET OFF.
Joe would definitely take off his jacket because that's what Joe would do on a warm afternoon in LA. (See picture below for proof.)
OBVIOUSLY! Like this is so embarrassing. WHY DID I TAKE MY JACKET OFF?NO. I like this hole in my shirt. I'm gonna rock this hole like I'm Nick Jonas without his purity ring on.I think I'll just lose my shirt because I'm Joe Jonas and flesh is so in right now.
JOE WOULD KEEP THE SHIRT ON.
Joe knows a little sultry backless shirt never hurt nobody. ESPECIALLY on a warm afternoon in LA. (See picture below for proof.)
Joe Jonas is human, so I'm going to order water because I want to keep me, as Joe Jonas, alive.NOTHING. JOE JONAS WOULD JUST DRINK HIS OWN SALIVA.Iced coffee or maybe a chai?
JOE WOULD GET AN ICED COFFEE OR MAYBE A CHAI.
Joe would of course order an iced coffee or maybe a chai on a warm afternoon in LA. (See red circle in picture below for proof.)
I'm gonna do some of my trademark Joe Jonas karate moves™."The Macarena."I'm gonna flex for my gay fans because Joe Jonas loves his gay fans. <3
JOE WOULD DO SOME KILLER KARATE MOVES.
Although Joe Jonas does love his gay fans and "The Macarena," Joe would pull out his best karate moves to prove he's actually the most talented JoBro on this warm afternoon in LA. (See picture below for proof.)
Yes. ALL OF JOE JONAS' FRIENDS KNOW KARATE.No. I'm alone on this sidewalk on a warm afternoon in LA because Joe Jonas travels solo.
JOE WOULD TOTALLY ASKS HIS FRIENDS TO JOIN IN.
Wow look at all karate happening on this warm afternoon in LA.