I Was Not Prepared For 2016 To Be Paul Rudd's Hottest Year To Date

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There's a handsome man named Paul Rudd who seems to get more and more handsome every year without aging. This was him last year:

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I DON'T GET IT!!!! 😍😍😍

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And even though I know he ferments into a hotter version of himself every year, MY BODY WAS NOT READY FOR 2016 PAUL RUDD:

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Note: I'm the erect hot dog behind him.

IT'S HIS HOTTEST YEAR YET:

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We're eight months deep into the year and I am four fingers deep inside me looking at these pictures of him:

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^^^Was that TMI? I DON'T EVEN CARE BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS MAN LIVING DURING THE SAME TIME AS YOU:

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This mustache? How does one even pull this off?

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This beard? How does one even pull this off?

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This brown blazer? How does one even pull this off?

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VERSATILE KING OF HOTNESS 2016.

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(PS: I will gather us again at the end of the year for a complete look at the 2016 Paul Rudd collection.🌟)