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How Many F#@ks Do You Give?

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  1. 1. Check all that apply:

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    You showered today.
    You flossed your teeth last night.
    You’ve looked in the mirror today.
    You’re wearing form-fitting clothes.
    You have a good side.
    You fold your toilet paper before each use.
    You currently have product in your hair.
    You currently have a weave and/or extensions intact.
    You own some form of makeup.
    You’re wearing makeup right now.
    You wear makeup to the gym.
    You’re wearing cologne or perfume.
    You’re wearing underwear.
    You always wear underwear.
    You usually sleep with clothes on.
    You’re a vegetarian.
    You’re a vegan.
    You’re a pescatarian.
    You’re on a gluten-free diet “just cuz.”
    You’re trying to lose two pounds.
    You prefer almond milk.
    You’ve expressed distaste for Taco Bell’s breakfast menu.
    You only buy it if it’s organic.
    You ask for no whip at Starbucks.
    You have a Starbucks gold card.
    You always have hand sanitizer with you.
    You always use your blinker.
    You wave at other drivers who let you in.
    You slow down at yellow lights.
    Your car has a name.
    You shave your legs.
    You shave your arms.
    You shave your pubes.
    You trim your pubes.
    You shape your pubes.
    You’ve threaded your eyebrows.
    You have a bleached asshole.
    You have fake boobies.
    You prefer fake boobies to natural boobies.
    You hate that #39 and #40 used the word "boobies."
    Your friends tell you, “You’re such a Charlotte.”
    You use SPF 50.
    You’ve had or still have a tanning membership.
    You hold in your farts.
    You waited until marriage.
    You've lied about "your number."
    You have Pinterest boards.
    You’ve argued on a Facebook status.
    You have an Instagram.
    You filter your pictures before you Instagram them.
    You edit your pictures before you filter your pictures before you Instagram them.
    You buy music on iTunes.
    You filter your water.
    You think girls don't poop.
    You’ve fought with someone while playing Monopoly.
    You toast Pop-Tarts before you eat them.
    You reheat leftover pizza.
    You’ve voted on an "American Idol" finale.
    You yell at the TV when your team loses.
    You've cried while watching a Pixar film.
    You hated how "How I Met Your Mother" ended.
    You loved how "How I Met Your Mother" ended.
    You think Rihanna should give more fucks.
    You react to BuzzFeed articles.
    You took the time to get to the end of this quiz.

How Many F#@ks Do You Give?

LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS YOU DON'T GIVE: U dont curr bout no1!!! Itz ur lyfe an ur gonna do whateva u want wit it! PHUCK YO HATERZ! X’s and O’s are 4 ur bXtches n' HOES! Wait, was that a fuck? NOPE.

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You give fucks here and there, but not nearly as much your average fuck-giving Joe. You reserve your fucks-to-give for the more important things in your life, but you rarely give any fucks toward the little things. If your life was a TV show, it would be called "Little Fucks Given on the Prairie."

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The number of fucks you give is average. Your fuck-giving number might be considered normal, but that's nothing to be ashamed of! You care about how you're perceived but you'll be sure not to give a fuck when someone makes you angry or you're drunk as fuck. Try to take some time out of your day from giving fucks to not give a single fuck.

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SO MANY FUCKS YOU GIVE: You give WAY too many fucks. Your favorite holiday is Fucksgiving because all you do is give FUCKS. Don't eat your dinner with a side of fucks tonight and take this quiz again tomorrow when you give less fucks.

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