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Which two will give you a fairly tale ending?

Here's The Disney Prince And Villain You Should Have A Threesome With

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For your Disney threesome, you need a prince who's always one ~hump~ ahead and a villain who will leave you literally speechless. Prepare for Aladdin to show you a dazzling _hole_ new world while Ursula draws you to her cauldron after you fall under her spell. You better stretch before you get in bed with these two or else you're about to have one poor unfortunate hole!!!

Aladdin and Ursula

For your Disney threesome, you need a prince who will leave your ship wrecked and a villain who's thirsty for power. Prepare to steer Eric's ship while Jafar has you cuffed and squawking like a parrot. Whatever you do, don't look directly into Jafar's mighty cobra staff!

Prince Eric and Jafar

For your Disney threesome, you need a prince familiar with sticky situations and a villain who's extra _cocky_. Prepare for Flynn to commit troublesome acts while Gaston uses every inch of you to get in a sweaty workout — all while in a room full of mirrors. No threesome's quite like Flynn Rider and Gaston!

Flynn Rider and Gaston

For your Disney threesome, you need a prince who's a man of the woods and a villain who's relentless when it comes to their needs and wants. Prepare for a night full of chills with Kristoff while Cruella warms you up with some high-fashion loving. With these two, there's no doubt you'll get _Krist-off_ after a visit to the pound.

Kristoff and Cruella de Vil

For your Disney threesome, you need a prince who has plenty of experience and a villain who knows the importance of a slight hook. Prepare for Prince Naveen to treat you to an _unfrogettable_ night while you're walking Hook's plank. No matter what, things are going to get wet with these two!

Prince Naveen and Captain Hook

For your Disney threesome, you need a prince who's ready to get down to business and a villain so powerful, you'll pass out after she's done with you. Prepare for Li to explore the dark side of your moon while Maleficent casts a lifetime spell on you. Prepare yourself for a threesome-force greater than a typhoon!

Li Shang and Maleficent

For your Disney threesome, you need a prince who's a beast and villain who's looking to rule as the queen of your land. Prepare for the Beast to go down on you until your rose is wilted while you beg the Evil Queen for a bite of her apple. Don't believe me? Ask the crusted sheets!

The Beast (Prince Adam) and The Evil Queen

For your Disney threesome, you need a prince who will wake you up from any sexless spells you may be under and a villain who just knows _best_. Prepare your castle for Prince Phillip's deadly sword while Mother Gothel strokes you as you let down your hair. You'll love this threesome at once, the way you did once upon a wet dream.

Prince Phillip and Mother Gothel

For your Disney threesome, you need a prince who will last long after the clock strikes midnight and a villain ready to move into your underworld. Prepare your feet for some extra play from Charming while Hades mounts your Olympus. You better be ready to have the life knocked out of you with these two!

Prince Charming and Hades

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Here's The Disney Prince And Villain You Should Have A Threesome With

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