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Here's How To Make Zayn Malik Your Boyfriend

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1. First, YOU MUST REMAIN CALM. Yes — a single Zayn is a blessing — but a blessing that comes with great joy AND great challenges.

2. Once the news has sunk in, you must let the heavens know you are grateful for the blessing it just bared upon you. Cry tears of gratitude and love for the universe!

3. Now it's time to celebrate! Celebrate to the highest of the heavens with all your girls! Enjoy this moment of bliss before the bloodbath begins.

zerrie died and zayn is single

4. Recognize the ones you love may end up your greatest of enemies during Zayn's newly found singledom. Everyone wants the same thing you want — accept the repercussions that may result.

5. It's now time to create a plan. Slide into his DMs, tweet him eating a banana, send him your used deodorant — WHATEVER IT TAKES FOR HIM TO NOTICE YOU.

FINALLY ZAYN IS SINGLE *slides into his dms*

6. You must then will Zayn into your life using the power of attraction. Pray to your Zayn shrine as you repeat your couple name out loud. HE WILL SOON BE YOURS.

our shrine to zayn is complete @txopicalmatt 😌😓

7. Now you must picture your life together. What the mind can create in its head it can make it into reality. YOU MUST IMAGINE HOW GOOD HE WILL BE TO YOU. IMAGINE ALL THE WINE DATES AND LIP-LICKING!

8. It's now time to rid yourself of those who don't believe in you and Zayn. The naysayers have the power to ruin your future so rid yourself of them BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

9. Once you have competed steps one through eight, you must wait. Did Lindsay Lohan make a comeback right away? NO — she waited for her role in Liz & Dick to come to HER. Zayn will come TO YOU.

  1. 10. Now comes the most challenging part — you must NEVER give up! If you give up, you will never be with Zayn. The person who will be with Zayn will be the one person who BELIEVED and never gave up. DO YOU PROMISE TO NEVER GIVE UP?

    YES ZAYN IS MINE!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! !

Here's How To Make Zayn Malik Your Boyfriend

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10. Now comes the most challenging part — you must NEVER give up! If you give up, you will never be with Zayn. The person who will be with Zayn will be the one person who BELIEVED and never gave up. DO YOU PROMISE TO NEVER GIVE UP?
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    YES ZAYN IS MINE!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! !

Perfect. Let us know if you ended up with Zayn in the comments below!

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