It's pretty obvious that Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo are the most beautiful couple on the planet. Like, they're baes.
But as a very dehydrated gay man, I'm more attracted to one particular half of #Beam...
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...THE HALF THAT BEHATI'S LEG IS RESTING ON.
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Like, I'm actually getting a little jealous.
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OVER A DAMN LEG.
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BECAUSE IT'S ON ADAM LECREAM'S THIGH.
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Look how close it is to Adam's Lepeen!!!!
I hope this cheetah-print leg knows how good it has it. š
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