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When Ellen was in David Beckham's ear while he got a massage from an unsuspecting masseuse. NO THUMBS!
7.
When Ellen and Chris Pratt played Speak Out and couldn't stop cracking each other up.
8.
When Jim Carey completely WIPED OUT on a bike and Ellen couldn't keep it together.
9.
When the Jersey Shore cast played Know or Go and it went exactly how you'd expect it would.
11.
When Ellen and Nicollette Sheridan had a Silly String fight that truly got out of hand.
12.
When Jimmy Kimmel saved Ellen's life by tackling a giant panda.
13.
When Betty White was on the show to fulfill her SNL hosting duties and the entire interview was TV at its finest.
14.
When Ellen got into Dennis Quaid's ear at Starbucks and turned him into the most intolerable customer ever.
15.
When Ellen and Britney went Christmas caroling to random people's houses.
16.
When Ellen and Rob Lowe tested the Hawaii Chair together.
17.
When Ellen was Sofia Vergara's hands for a fake CoverGirl commercial.
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When Kristen Bell talked about her love for sloths and then proceeded to break down.
19.
When Jennifer Aniston tested a VIBRATING BRA.
20.
When Ellen made Sandra Bullock eat a habanero pepper LIVE and then broke a wine bottle over her head, just cuz.
21.
When Ellen and Kate Hudson Snapchatted in bed.
22.
When Ellen relentlessly trolled Michelle Obama on a shopping trip to CVS.
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When Ellen couldn't take Nicki Minaj's top seriously.
24.
When Ellen got Jimmy Kimmel Oscar-ready.
25.
When Ellen and Keith Urban made a cologne commercial.
27.
When Ellen scared Scarlett Johansson with the help of Chris Evans.
28.
When Ellen brought Channing Tatum's biggest fear onstage: porcelain dolls.
29.
When Martha Stewart tried (and failed) to teach holiday crafts to Ellen, Julia Roberts, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
30.
When Kate McKinnon took over for Ellen and Ellen began impersonating Kate McKinnon impersonating Ellen.