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When Ellen scared Taylor Swift in the bathroom and left her lying on the cold, hard ground.
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When Ellen and Cynthia Nixon played Mystery Word and the word "whirlpool" has never been more hilarious.
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3.
When Ryan Seacrest mistook Ellen’s bingo ink dabber gift for a vibrator.
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When Ellen messed with Debra Messing and neither of them could keep a straight face.
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When Ellen was in David Beckham's ear while he got a massage from an unsuspecting masseuse. NO THUMBS!
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When Ellen faked a fire emergency to surprise Ellie Kemper with a male stripper.
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7.
When Ellen and Chris Pratt played Speak Out and couldn't stop cracking each other up.
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8.
When Jim Carey completely WIPED OUT on a bike and Ellen couldn't keep it together.
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When the Jersey Shore cast played Know or Go and it went exactly how you'd expect it would.
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When Ellen and Nicollette Sheridan had a Silly String fight that truly got out of hand.
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12.
When Jimmy Kimmel saved Ellen's life by tackling a giant panda.
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13.
When Betty White was on the show to fulfill her SNL hosting duties and the entire interview was TV at its finest.
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14.
When Ellen got into Dennis Quaid's ear at Starbucks and turned him into the most intolerable customer ever.
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15.
When Ellen and Britney went Christmas caroling to random people's houses.
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16.
When Ellen and Rob Lowe tested the Hawaii Chair together.
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17.
When Ellen was Sofia Vergara's hands for a fake CoverGirl commercial.
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18.
When Kristen Bell talked about her love for sloths and then proceeded to break down.
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19.
When Jennifer Aniston tested a VIBRATING BRA.
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20.
When Ellen made Sandra Bullock eat a habanero pepper LIVE and then broke a wine bottle over her head, just cuz.
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21.
When Ellen and Kate Hudson Snapchatted in bed.
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22.
When Ellen relentlessly trolled Michelle Obama on a shopping trip to CVS.
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23.
When Ellen couldn't take Nicki Minaj's top seriously.
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24.
When Ellen got Jimmy Kimmel Oscar-ready.
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25.
When Ellen and Keith Urban made a cologne commercial.
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27.
When Ellen scared Scarlett Johansson with the help of Chris Evans.
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28.
When Ellen brought Channing Tatum's biggest fear onstage: porcelain dolls.
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29.
When Martha Stewart tried (and failed) to teach holiday crafts to Ellen, Julia Roberts, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
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30.
When Kate McKinnon took over for Ellen and Ellen began impersonating Kate McKinnon impersonating Ellen.
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