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These Photos Of Goldie Hawn Are All Of Us Leaving Work On A Friday After Doing The Bare Minimum

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*Clock strikes 5 p.m. on a Friday*

I'M OUTTA THIS PLACE, BITCHES!

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LOW-KEY, I'VE BEEN CHECKED OUT FOR PAST SEVEN HOURS.

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I WENT TO THE BATHROOM 20 TIMES TODAY...

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...AND NEVER ONCE URINATED, JUST SAT ON MY PHONE IN THE STALL UNTIL MY BUTT WENT NUMB.

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PROMISE ME THAT I WON'T SEE ANY OF YOUR FUCKING FACES OVER THE WEEKEND!

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SEE YOU HUNGOVER ON MONDAY!

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