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    21 Things Everyone Who Has A Facebook Has Said To Themselves

    We're all shady queens when it comes to Facebook.

    1. When another friend gets engaged:

    2. And when that friend gets married:

    3. When a friend uploads a picture of their pregnant belly growing EVERY DAMN WEEK:

    4. When your crush changes their status to "in a relationship":

    5. When a friend posts another accomplishment:

    6. When it's an election year:

    7. When a friend humblebrags about their new job:

    8. When a friend constantly uploads pictures of themselves with their bae:

    9. When a couple posts loving messages on each other's walls:

    10. When a friend uploads a mirror selfie:

    11. When two friends start fighting on a link you shared:

    12. When you accept your mom's friend request:

    13. When one of your parent's friends adds you as a friend:

    14. When an ex tries to re-request you as a friend:


    15. When a frenemy likes a shady comment on your picture but doesn't like the actual picture:

    16. When you get an event reminder for something you didn't even RSVP to:

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    17. When a friend posts a vague status:

    18. When you're collecting those "likes" from everyone on a picture:

    19. When a friend posts about moving on after a breakup:

    20. When you discover an old high school friend suddenly got hot:

    21. And when you get another damn invite to play Candy Crush Saga:

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