Gay wizard Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore will not be "explicitly" gay in the upcoming sequel to 2016's Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, according to director David Yates. Hmmmmm!!!!!!!
When EW asked Yates if Dumbledore's sexuality will be addressed in this year's Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, he didn't have quite the answer we were all expecting:
Not explicitly. But I think all the fans are aware of that. He had a very intense relationship with Grindelwald when they were young men. They fell in love with each other’s ideas and ideology and each other.
So you're explicitly telling me Dumbledore will not be "explicitly" gay in the movie explicitly covering the time period where he explicitly falls in love WITH ANOTHER MAN???? THAT'S EXPLICITLY GAY AS FUCK BUT OKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
As you can imagine, Potterheads made it explicitly clear that they were NOT here for the news:
Like, it just doesn't make sense???
People were quick to question the decision, given the progress of queer representation in film over the past year:
And some fans even called out Harry Potter author and Crimes of Grindelwald screenwriter J.K. Rowling for her treatment of Dumbledore's sexuality:
Now, will you please excuse me while I explicitly scream in gay.