3. Translated in less Twitter-speak:
Please stop debating about whether or not I have aged well. Unfortunately, it hurts all three of my feelings. My body hasn’t aged as well as I have. Blow us, OK?
4. DON’T RUIN CARRIE FISHER’S RETURN TO THE BIG SCREEN FOR THE REST OF US, SHAMERS.
5. Girl, you flawless.
- The Trump administration wants to send immigrants caught at the southern US border to Mexico even if they're not from the country.
- An off-duty Los Angeles police officer was caught on cellphone video firing at least one shot during a confrontation with several teens.
- Police arrested at least 10 people on Wednesday as they began clearing out protester camps at the Dakota Access Pipeline site.
- A couple recently celebrated their engagement with a "La La Land" inspired photo shoot, and it's pretty cute 💍📷