There's no greater woman in Hollywood than Diane Keaton — it's just a fact! And when she stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Monday, I was reassured, yet again, of that very fact:
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FIRST OF ALL, she brought her own damn wine to drink during the interview. ICONIC.
But things got THE MOST Diane when she went on to discuss her recent Life Achievement Award from the American Film Institute and, MOST IMPORTANTLY, which celebs she's actually friends with:
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Meryl Streep?
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Diane loves her, BUT NOT A FRIEND.
Martin Short?
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FRIEND.
Reese Witherspoon?
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Knew her as teen, BUT NOT A FRIEND. SORRY, REESE.
Steve Martin?
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FRIEND! Good for you, Steve!
KEEP EATING FROYO, KEEP BEING THE ORIGINAL GAY BABADOOK, KEEP DRINKING SELF-BRANDED WINE — NEVER FUCKING CHANGE, DIANE.
