David Dobrik Told Us About His "Sloppy" First Kiss And It's Hilariously Relatable

"My snot was running and her snot was running and it was just disgusting."

We had David Dobrik, aka the King of YouTube and Giving Away Teslas, stop by BuzzFeed to talk about his firsts for our First Times series...

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...And oh my Gobrik, does David have the most sloppy and relatable first kiss story EVER:

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David revealed his first kiss happened when he was 17 years old — which also happens to be around the time he started creating Vines — and the entire kiss was VERY orchestrated, with plotted boob-touching and all:

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David Dobrik: I was 17, it was under this gazebo and it was super planned. I was talking to this girl and I was like, "We're gonna kiss and then we're gonna make out, and I'm gonna touch your boobs." It was this whole thing and I was seventeen — I don't know why the f**k I was talking like that!

And as if everyone's first kiss isn't innately set up for failure, both parties had snot running from their noses:

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DD: It was very sloppy. I remember it was freezing out, so my snot was running and her snot was running and it was just disgusting.

Unfortunately for David and his first kiss co-conspirator, it was "not like the movies":

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DD: I pulled away because we were making out, and I was like, "This doesn't feel right!" And she goes, "It's not like the movies."

Here's to hoping David's second kiss was a little more magical, sans snot. 😂😂😂

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