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17 Tweets That Only Coloradans Will Understand And Coloradans Only

Adele Arakawa is hair legend, TBH.

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1. I can hear the metal arm crushing the screen:

*Gets hit by car* "Wow you should really call Frank Azar" First of all, his name isn't Frank Azar... It's Frank D. Azar, The Strong Arm

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3. HOLD YOUR BREATH!

Instantly knowing the smell of this place #GrowingUpInColorado

4. Can't turn on the radio without hearing:

NOW YOU HAVE A FRIEND IN THE DIAMOND BUSINESS, SHANE COMPANY. LOCATED ONE HALF MILE EAST OF I-25 AND ARAPAHOE ROAD.… https://t.co/fMsz7ybgTC

5. No joke:

walking down Colfax alone like

6. It's not weird, IT'S TASTY:

you know you grew up eating beau jos when everyone freaks out that you eat your pizza with honey

7. Only AN HOUR DRIVE AWAY:

A haiku: Oh Denver airport Why are you so far away What were they thinking

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8. Leaving DIA like:

9. Jake Jabs, an unsung American hero:

You always hoped you'd get to see Jake Jabs's tigers whenever you'd go to American Furniture Warehouse #GrowingUpInColorado

10. Not complaining:

I went to dinner and came back smelling like chlorine and Mexican food. #CasaBonita

11. *Looks*:

#GrowingUpInColorado means you might know where this pic is from.

12. TREEEE FARMMMMM:

"Take I-25 to exit 235, and five miles west to the Tree Farm" #GrowingUpInColorado

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13. NOBODY BEATS A DEALIN' DOUG DEAL:

Damn Dealin’ Doug been selling cars here forever. Looks the same after 20 years: spray tanned AF and wearing nine rings as usual lol.

14. Half of the reason you go:

I think I'm more excited about getting a Rockie dog than the actual game... Anddd I'm pretty excited about the game.

15. Where's the lie?

I like being an adult, because I can drink 6 shots of tequila instead of having to go to Elitch Gardens and ride the Mind Eraser.

16. Dammit, mom!

#GrowingUpInColorado when ur mom says she'll take u to an amusement park and u think elitches but then u see this

17. And most iconically:

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