1. I can hear the metal arm crushing the screen:
*Gets hit by car* "Wow you should really call Frank Azar" First of all, his name isn't Frank Azar... It's Frank D. Azar, The Strong Arm
2. A very important stance:
3. HOLD YOUR BREATH!
Instantly knowing the smell of this place #GrowingUpInColorado
4. Can't turn on the radio without hearing:
NOW YOU HAVE A FRIEND IN THE DIAMOND BUSINESS, SHANE COMPANY. LOCATED ONE HALF MILE EAST OF I-25 AND ARAPAHOE ROAD.… https://t.co/fMsz7ybgTC
5. No joke:
walking down Colfax alone like
6. It's not weird, IT'S TASTY:
you know you grew up eating beau jos when everyone freaks out that you eat your pizza with honey
7. Only AN HOUR DRIVE AWAY:
A haiku: Oh Denver airport Why are you so far away What were they thinking
8. Leaving DIA like:
Happy Halloween! #blucifer
9. Jake Jabs, an unsung American hero:
You always hoped you'd get to see Jake Jabs's tigers whenever you'd go to American Furniture Warehouse #GrowingUpInColorado
10. Not complaining:
I went to dinner and came back smelling like chlorine and Mexican food. #CasaBonita
11. *Looks*:
#GrowingUpInColorado means you might know where this pic is from.
12. TREEEE FARMMMMM:
"Take I-25 to exit 235, and five miles west to the Tree Farm" #GrowingUpInColorado
13. NOBODY BEATS A DEALIN' DOUG DEAL:
Damn Dealin’ Doug been selling cars here forever. Looks the same after 20 years: spray tanned AF and wearing nine rings as usual lol.
14. Half of the reason you go:
I think I'm more excited about getting a Rockie dog than the actual game... Anddd I'm pretty excited about the game.
15. Where's the lie?
I like being an adult, because I can drink 6 shots of tequila instead of having to go to Elitch Gardens and ride the Mind Eraser.
16. Dammit, mom!
#GrowingUpInColorado when ur mom says she'll take u to an amusement park and u think elitches but then u see this
17. And most iconically:
Adele Arakawa's hair is huge