1. When you walk into the office in the morning and you try to greet your boss with as much energy as possible.
2. When you ask how their weekend was and they just say "fine."
3. When your boss tells a terrible joke but you need your job.
4. When they catch you on Facebook and you try to play it cool.
5. When they ask you if you can step into their office and you're pretty sure it's all over.
6. When your boss rewards you for finishing your work with more work.
7. When your boss's boss is in town so you wear all of your best clothing.
8. When you regret asking if they need anything right after saying it.
9. When you're on your 20th cup of coffee because they keep adding things to your to-do list.
10. When they try to show you a more complicated way of doing something than how you already do it.
11. When you're trying to figure out if they're just having a bad day or if you fucked up without knowing it.
12. When your boss randomly throws you a compliment and you think they actually like you for a second.
13. When your boss brings up all of your hard work in front of your co-workers.
14. When they remember it's your birthday.
15. When they ask if you can pick them up lunch and they let you order something.
16. When they add you on Facebook and all the pictures you took in college flash in your head.
17. When they ask you to do something that they've never taught you how to do.
18. When their significant other comes in and you have to act like you're overly thrilled about meeting them.
19. When your boss says your name right as you're walking out.
20. When they leave early on a Friday.
21. And when you feel like your boss finally likes you and you make an unstoppable team.
