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I was immediately trapped mid-January, thanks to an oiled-up Joe Jonas:
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Followed by Lewis Tan, who kept me pretty damn warm in the winter:
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Mahershala Ali ended January by PUTTING ON LAYERS OF CLOTHES yet he STILL managed to trap me up:
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Then came February and this puppy-trap from Hasan Minhaj, which I'm still slobbering over:
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The rest of February I spent unconscious, because Trevanthighs:
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Sterling K. Brown whisked me back into consciousness in March, thanks to this mirror selfie and #pitpromo:
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April saw a shirtless Zac Efron in the fucking desert...no need to say more:
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Then in May, Nick Jonas did what he does and TOOK IT OFF:
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In June, my daddy issues struck when Mark Ruffalo trapped me with a fucking toothbrush and an unbuttoned pajama top:
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Followed by Britney Spears' boyfriend who outsold the Mona Lisa with this bathtub 'gram, taken by Spears herself:
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But it wasn't long before I was warmed up by Jay Ellis' glistening summer body:
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And just when I thought my thirst couldn't handle ANY MORE July traps, I developed a food kink thanks to John Boyega's toast:
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I almost drowned in August because of Liam Payne, WHOM — might I add — NEVER TRAPPED ME BFORE:
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After Liam sent my unstable thirst spiraling into an all-time low, I dedicated the rest of August to my Uncle Jesse fantasy thanks to John Stamos' (now deleted) buttstagram :
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I couldn't stop SKFHSKFJSKDKSJD-ing in September because of Nyle DiMarco's perfect everything:
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BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW, Henry Cavill and his mustache would DO THIS TO ME in October:
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Which brings us to November, where Luke Evans decided give us one final trap to be thankful for:
I just want to say thank you. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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