In case you aren't a gay man or you're unaware of the creator of your existence, THE Queen of Pop, Britney Spears, is actually quite a hilarious person.
Or when she went and spread some Christmas cheer with Ellen while caroling at random people's homes?
Or, more recently, when she was launched inside a porta-potty from a Jackass 3 "deleted scene"?
Well, Funney Spears made a comeback last night in NBC's Best Time Ever With Neil Patrick Harris as she pretended to interview bodyguards while Neil fed her hilarious lines through an earpiece.
Brit introduced herself to one bodyguard as "Britney Bitch"...
She juggled water bottles while interviewing another...
And she put each bodyguard's protecting skills to the test while she danced on her Las Vegas stage.
ALL WHILE BEING ADORABLE AND ROCKING RAINBOW-COLORED TIPS.
...Oops, Britney hilariously slayed your faves again.