People Are Realizing Ariana’s “Side To Side” Is About Getting Dicked So Hard That You Can’t Walk

    WAYMENT!

    1. Everyone is starting to realize what Ariana Grande's new single "Side to Side" is ~~actually~~ about:

    2. It's happening to everyone:

    3. Yes................ It is, in fact, about:

    4. And it's leaving everyone SHOOK:

    5. AND SHOCKED:

    6. AND SNATCHED:

    7. THEN SHOOK AGAIN:

    8. ESPECIALLY Lena Dunham:

    9. People are starting to put together the "ride dick bicycle" lyric:

    10. And the "wrist icicle" lyric:

    11. And that the song has NOTHING to do with riding an actual bicycle:

    12. For some, the revelation was life-changing:

    13. But for most, they just don't know what to think anymore:

    Aha! The music video suddenly makes much more sense.

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