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Aladdin's Dad Is The Hottest Disney DILF Of All Time

I'd use all three of my wishes on him.

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Disney has done a lot for animation, but its greatest achievement was when they created this swallow-worthy dad:

YES — Aladdin's dad from Aladdin and the King of Thieves is the most important creation to come out of Disney animation. LIKE JUST LOOK AT THIS DILF!

You might recall his name is Cassim...

...BUT from here on out, we're calling him "Daddy."

And Daddy here happens to be the hottest Disney DILF of ALL TIME.

You see, Daddy has a stripe of gray in his hair that indicates a perfect balance of youth and age.

Like he's at that perfectly ripe age where he's well ~experienced~ YET everything still works down there.

Sure, he's a thief or whatever...

...BUT LOOK AT THOSE EYEBROWS!!!!!!!!

It's like God sat on his face and those luscious brows were the lasting result.

Even Aladdin knows his dad is hot AF.

Genie sure gets it.

Jasmine's dad is DTF.

And Jasmine herself wants a ride on this magic carpet.

BUT DO WE BLAME THEM?

NO!!!!

JUST IMAGINE THIS MAN STANDING OVER YOUR VULNERABLE BODY!

Still not convinced he's the hottest Disney DILF of all time?

Well then click to reveal THIS FUCKING MASTERPIECE:

ONE LAST PICTURE TO CONVINCE YOU HE'S THE HOTTEST DISNEY DAD OF ALL TIME:

/end thirst rant.

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