This is a picture of Lady Gaga and Adele. They have a lot in common — they're both talented musical artists, fans of Britney Spears, and...
...THEY SHARE A REALLY FUCKING HOT BODYGUARD.
*ZOOMS*
I'm more of a dark-haired-and-anything-but-bootcut-jeans kind of guy, BUT OK I SEE YOU BODYGUARD.
There's just ~something~ about a man who dedicates his life to protecting gay icons, ya know?
LIKE, YAS DAD!!!! PROTECT MY QUEEN'S HAIR FROM THE RAIN.
Honestly, he's like Mr. Clean if Mr. Clean protected pop queens for a living instead of cleaning bathtubs...
...WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY SUPER HOT.
And I mean, he's pretty good looking. Which might have something to do with it.
Like his eyes are basically a reverse Warholian expedition.
AND OMG, HIS LEFT THIGH.
HIS LEFT THIGH IS WHAT MY ARTPOP MEANS.
*COMPULSIVELY THRUSTS AT COMPUTER SCREEN*
OK I have to end this now. In the wise words of Adele, "Hello."
