1. First of all, the MTV Movie & TV Awards in 2009 were just the MTV Movie Awards — TV just was NOT invited back then!!! Jason Merritt / Getty Images 2. And during those old and ancient times, Taraji P. Henson had hair like this. Jason Merritt / Getty Images 3. And Zac Efron was still sporting his HSM locks. Kevin Winter / Getty Images 4. In 2009, Miley Cyrus was FAR from marrying a Hemsworth or the greatest pop star of all time, Ashley O. Kevin Winter / Getty Images 5. Kristen Bell wasn't yet married to Dax Shepard and was still far from her Disney Princess days. Jason Merritt / Getty Images 6. And instead of walking the Oscars carpet with Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper was walking this carpet with Ed Helms and Justin Bartha promoting The Hangover. Jason Merritt / Getty Images 7. The Twilight cast had just taken over the entire EVERYTHING. Jason Merritt / Getty Images 8. Especially Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson... Jason Merritt / Getty Images 9. ...But more importantly, TAYLOR LAUTNER. 😍 Jason Merritt / Getty Images 10. Paris Hilton was dating Doug Reinhardt — LOL. Jason Merritt / Getty Images 11. Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens were serving extensions and tans. Jason Merritt / Getty Images 12. Sacha Baron Cohen was doing homophobic Bruno shit. Jason Merritt / Getty Images 13. Two words you haven't heard since 2009: Lil' Mama. Jason Merritt / Getty Images 14. Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson had just tumbled her way into our hearts. Jason Merritt / Getty Images 15. We were all the biggest Shia LaBeouf stans. Kevin Winter / Getty Images 16. Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds were fresh off of the success of The Proposal. Kevin Winter / Getty Images 17. Cameron Diaz presented with a young Chanel No. — er — Abigail Breslin. Kevin Winter / Getty Images 18. And the one thing that will make you truly understand the power of a decade: Brody Jenner was still the most famous Jenner sibling. Frazer Harrison / Getty Images Make sure to tune-in to the 2018 MTV Movie and TV Awards, tonight on MTV.