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If "Twelve Days Of Christmas" Were Written In 2015

Featuring everyone's true love, Nyle DiMarco.

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With the help of Nyle DiMarco, the recently crowned winner of America's Next Top Model, we updated the holiday classic "Twelve Days of Christmas" with new lyrics to fit in with the ~modern~ holidays. Because who would want "six geese a-laying" in 2015?

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On the first day of Christmas my true bae gave to me / An HBO password to stream Game of Thrones for free.

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On the second day of Christmas my true bae gave to me / Two hours of comfort after listening to Adele’s new CD.

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On the third day of Christmas my true bae gave to me / Three venti nonfat, no-whip Starbucks Gingerbread Lattes — sugar free.

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On the fourth day of Christmas my true bae gave to me / Four subscriptions to access all the Kardashian-Jenner apps for free.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true bae gave to me / Five selfies to leave me thirsty.

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On the sixth day of Christmas my true bae gave to me / Six tickets for my squad to see Britney’s Piece of Me.

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On the seventh day of Christmas my true bae gave to me / A text that read “Netflix and Chill?” followed by seven suggestive emojis.

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On the eighth day of Christmas my true bae gave to me / An 80-inch Black Friday TV.

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On the ninth day of Christmas my true bae gave to me / Nine terribly shaped Reese’s Christmas trees.

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On the tenth day of Christmas my true bae gave to me / A $10 Chipotle burrito with extra meat and guacamole.

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On the eleventh day of Christmas my true bae gave to me / Eleven seasons of Grey’s Anatomy.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas my true bae gave to me / Twelve more thirst trap selfies.

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Happy holidays from Nyle's shirtless body to yours. 🎁

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