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What It's Like To Be A Really Hairy Person

It's what's underneath that counts.

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So you're a really hairy person.

And you've known it your whole life.
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And you've known it your whole life.

Because you were a toddler when you bought your first razor.

Your elementary school pictures always featured that all-too-familiar unibrow.

À la Megan Fox.
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À la Megan Fox.

And when you were in middle school, you were your own Chia Pet.

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While everyone else was just getting armpit fuzz.

BECAUSE YOU'RE A REALLY HAIRY PERSON.

As you got older, you thought it would get better.

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But it just got thicker.

And as your friends became sexually active...

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YOU DIDN'T.

But you hoped someone out there wouldn't mind shacking up with a rug.

And the hair would be some sort of kinky turn on.

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BECAUSE YOU HAVE SO MUCH OF IT.

It's like every day someone has to remind you of the monkey on your back.

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Like you aren't already aware of the situation every time you look at your watch.

And you need at least a week to prepare for a bathing suit.

Because those endless cycles of exfoliating and shaving weren’t going to happen by themselves.

BECAUSE YOU HAVE SO MUCH HAIR.

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To combat the situation, you've tried ALL the different kinds of hair removal.

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Like waxing.

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But that was too painful to cover the lawn on your body.

So you thought you'd try laser hair removal.

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But it was too expensive for your entire skin blanket.

So you moved onto hair threading.

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But the threaders had to come up with frightening new methods to trim your massive hedges.

So you had to settle with Nair.

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And to this day, you can still smell the chemicals burning your body.

ALL BECAUSE YOU'RE A REALLY HAIRY PERSON.

But at the end of the day, you should be proud of it.

Because after all, it keeps you warm.
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Because after all, it keeps you warm.

So here's to no more crying on summer days.

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Just because you're a really hairy person.

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