1. Because you didn’t know what to major in:
2. Because it was a minimum of twenty pages:
3. Because you wanted to spice up your diet:
4. Because you signed a two-year lease:
5. Because apparently it was low:
6. Because it was your first time doing laundry:
7. Because you were about to throw a house party:
8. Because it was hard for you to memorize:
9. Because the library charged more than tuition:
10. Because it’s the biggest holiday in college:
11. Because of all those drunken nights:
12. Because everyone at the gym was doing it:
13. Because you were thirsty for knowledge you could use:
14. Because you were tired of house parties:
15. Because you couldn’t afford cable:
16. Because you needed to register for classes:
17. Because tequila:
18. Because it seemed illegal:
19. Because you needed a couch:
20. Because of that random hook-up one weekend:
21. Because you went through that phase:
22. Because you studied a foreign language:
23. Because it was finals week:
24. And because you realized you needed a job after graduation:
- The Trump administration wants to send immigrants caught at the southern US border to Mexico even if they're not from the country.
- Several states will keep enforcing bans against transgender discrimination in schools after Trump withdrew guidelines protecting students.
- Police arrested at least 10 people on Wednesday as they began clearing out protester camps at the Dakota Access Pipeline site.
- And people with disabilities are having their photos stolen and Facebook isn't helping them.