1. Area 51 Is Just A Ruse We keep the real aliens in at my cousin’s place. 2. Careful Where You Point That Thing There’s nothing like the subtlety of a tank to remind your neighbors to keep it down. 3. All Aboard! Don’t mind the water-skier in the driveway. 4. Winter Wonderland This should keep your mind off the next heatwave. 5. The Potato Salad Is In The Mailbox Roadside Barbeques are the lemonade stands of the future. 6. Mr. Bond? Not quite the famous Aston Martin, but it’ll certainly make you feel like a secret agent. 7. Parallel Parking Like A Pro A risky choice if you work on a construction site. You might be tempted to try it for real. 8. Emergency Personnel Only Make your own firelane and never get blocked in again. 9. If Wile E. Coyote Had A Garage Straight from the ACME corporation’s Christmas catalogue. 10. There’s No Traffic Up Here For the days you wish you could just fly to work. 11. This Might Be Hard To Turn Around Aircraft Marshall included to help you park. 12. 0-60 Before You Get Out Of The Garage It might be a challenge to fit your groceries, but you’d never lose another drag race. 13. Davy Jones’ Two Car Garage There’s only so much you can fit in a locker before you have to upgrade. 14. Plenty of Space for Parking The extra space is nice, but it now costs you $8 to get out of the driveway.