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If These Penis And Vagina Highlighters Don’t Give You A Beauty Boner, Nothing Will

Being a dickface never looked so good.

1. A couple months ago, I was rocked to the goddamn core when I found out there were lil’ lipsticks — excuse me, lipdicks — in the shape of penises that came in 12 flesh-toned (ew) shades.

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But today I have unearthed something so stunning that it’ll make you immediately choke up* at its beauty: these penis-embossed highlighters by Bitch Slap Cosmetics.

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*Deal with it.

2. The highlighters — called “Deep Throat” — come in a variety of colors, like this shiny bronze and deep pink shade that looks so beautiful you could wear it as a gd medal, TBH.

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FYI, this one is called “Rust Dark Tone” NOT “Rusty Trombone,” which I misread because my mind is garbage.

3. There’s also a soft pink shade because duh, obvs, etc.

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Here’s where to ~grab~ this one.

And there’s a rainbow highlighter with a peen on it because 2016 needs something good for once, goddamn it.

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Here’s where to purchase ASAP.

4. And guys, if that wasn’t enough to blow yer load, THEY’RE ALSO MAKING VAGINA HIGHLIGHTERS.

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5. Like, the world doesn’t even deserve these. They’re too good.

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6. ANDDDD they are combining both dicks and vags in a highlighter palette called “Netflix and Chill.”

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7. LOOK AT DAT WEEN SHEEN.

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8. Here’s to making 2016 less of a shithole. :)

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