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Try Not To Get Angry At These 2015 Nail Polish Names

*Carves “Make it stop” into mirror while sobbing*

1. Trip of a Lime Time

It'd be cool if it made any sense at all?
China Glaze

It'd be cool if it made any sense at all?

2. Can I Get an Untz Untz

No.
China Glaze

No.

3. Home Sweet House Music

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
China Glaze

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

4. Coal Hands, Warm Hearts

Wait...
China Glaze

Wait...

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COAL hands?

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5. Hubby for Dessert

Uh-oh, we've got a cannibal in da house!
Essie

Uh-oh, we've got a cannibal in da house!

6. Wood You Wanna?

...see where you stored your dead husband's body? Heh. Um, I thought you were kiddin' about that whole ~hubby for dessert~ thing...
China Glaze

...see where you stored your dead husband's body? Heh. Um, I thought you were kiddin' about that whole ~hubby for dessert~ thing...

7. Pop the Trunk

OH GOD, NO. HE IS COVERED IN BLOOD. CLOSE THE TRUNK. JUST...JUST CLOSE IT.
China Glaze

OH GOD, NO. HE IS COVERED IN BLOOD. CLOSE THE TRUNK. JUST...JUST CLOSE IT.

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8. License & Registration Pls

YEAH, I CALLED THE COPS ON YOUR ASS. WHAT NOW?
China Glaze

YEAH, I CALLED THE COPS ON YOUR ASS. WHAT NOW?

9. Pinking Out the Window

*Googles how to erase memory*
China Glaze

*Googles how to erase memory*

10. Tying the Knotie

*realizes it's not possible*
Essie

*realizes it's not possible*

11. Red-Y to Rave

*twitches as rage builds*
China Glaze

*twitches as rage builds*

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12. Don't Get Elfed Up

*throws up in mouth a little*
China Glaze

*throws up in mouth a little*

13. What's She Dune?

*screams with mouth closed*
China Glaze

*screams with mouth closed*

14. Wine Down for What?

*pulls hair out*
China Glaze

*pulls hair out*

15. Drink Up Witches

I think they meant to put a comma in there because LOL @ drinking actual witches. WAIT, NOT AGAIN YOU, CANNIBALS.
China Glaze

I think they meant to put a comma in there because LOL @ drinking actual witches. WAIT, NOT AGAIN YOU, CANNIBALS.

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16. Adore-A-Ball

*flips desk over*
Essie

*flips desk over*

17. DJ Blue My Mind

*carves "Make it stop" into mirror while sobbing*
China Glaze

*carves "Make it stop" into mirror while sobbing*

18. I Soiree I Didn't Do It

*dies*
China Glaze

*dies*

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