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Try Not To Get Angry At These 2015 Nail Polish Names

*Carves “Make it stop” into mirror while sobbing*

1. Trip of a Lime Time

China Glaze

It'd be cool if it made any sense at all?

2. Can I Get an Untz Untz

China Glaze

No.

3. Home Sweet House Music

China Glaze

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

4. Coal Hands, Warm Hearts

China Glaze

Wait...

COAL hands?

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5. Hubby for Dessert

Essie

Uh-oh, we've got a cannibal in da house!

6. Wood You Wanna?

China Glaze

...see where you stored your dead husband's body? Heh. Um, I thought you were kiddin' about that whole ~hubby for dessert~ thing...

7. Pop the Trunk

China Glaze

OH GOD, NO. HE IS COVERED IN BLOOD. CLOSE THE TRUNK. JUST...JUST CLOSE IT.

8. License & Registration Pls

China Glaze

YEAH, I CALLED THE COPS ON YOUR ASS. WHAT NOW?

9. Pinking Out the Window

China Glaze

*Googles how to erase memory*

10. Tying the Knotie

Essie

*realizes it's not possible*

11. Red-Y to Rave

China Glaze

*twitches as rage builds*

12. Don't Get Elfed Up

China Glaze

*throws up in mouth a little*

13. What's She Dune?

China Glaze

*screams with mouth closed*

14. Wine Down for What?

China Glaze

*pulls hair out*

15. Drink Up Witches

China Glaze

I think they meant to put a comma in there because LOL @ drinking actual witches. WAIT, NOT AGAIN YOU, CANNIBALS.

16. Adore-A-Ball

Essie

*flips desk over*

17. DJ Blue My Mind

China Glaze

*carves "Make it stop" into mirror while sobbing*

18. I Soiree I Didn't Do It

China Glaze

*dies*