Guys, we need to talk about these lipsticks that popped up in my Instagram feed last night. LOOK. AT. THEM.
THEY ARE PERFECT LIL' VEINY LIPSTICKS, ER, LIPDICKS IN A MULTITUDE OF WEEN SHADES.
Some even have a ~touch~ of shimmer.
But obvi I needed to know more info.
So I put on my investigative journalism hat (aka used Google) and found out that you can buy these Mushroom Penis Lipsticks in a pack of 12 on Amazon for $18.
Their colors range from "creamy pinks" (ew) to "opal rouge," and each lipstick is "complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head," according to the product description.
