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We Need To Talk About These Penis-Shaped Lipsticks

More like lipdicks, amirite?

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Guys, we need to talk about these lipsticks that popped up in my Instagram feed last night. LOOK. AT. THEM.

Hehe, popped up.
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Hehe, popped up.

THEY ARE PERFECT LIL' VEINY LIPSTICKS, ER, LIPDICKS IN A MULTITUDE OF WEEN SHADES.

I NEED TO YELL ABOUT IT.
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I NEED TO YELL ABOUT IT.

Some even have a ~touch~ of shimmer.

Beautiful.
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Beautiful.

But obvi I needed to know more info.

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So I put on my investigative journalism hat (aka used Google) and found out that you can buy these Mushroom Penis Lipsticks in a pack of 12 on Amazon for $18.

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Their colors range from "creamy pinks" (ew) to "opal rouge," and each lipstick is "complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head," according to the product description.

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And TBH, the reviews are the best part...

"Her fave colour is hooker red."
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"Her fave colour is hooker red."

...to find out if they ~sucked~ or not.

I HAD TO.
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I HAD TO.

And listen, I know it's not everyone's ~taste~...

I CANNOT STOP HELP
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I CANNOT STOP HELP

...but lipdicks are here 2 stay, bbs.

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*blows kiss*

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